Cats Will Not Take This Lying Down

[The Valkyrie]

I've had eight cats in five years, not a single one has lived past two as of yet.  The birds and tree rats and snakes are doing worse, though.  Those poor bastards are lucky to make it through a single season.  

Cats can be a problem, I love em, but I was raised to shoot a stray*.

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defined as any unfamiliar cat, period.

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I have a simple rule, one I’m very serious about: you hurt my cat and I will do the same to you, twice as hard for twice as long.