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Did you choose your God or inherit him?

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RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him?

September 19, 2011 at 9:00 pm (This post was last modified: September 19, 2011 at 9:01 pm by Violet.)

I killed Larry and became the Creator...

So I guess you could say I inherited him... and given that free will does not exist I suppose I couldn't have chosen to kill hem (despite making the conscious decision to do so).

So now I am a Resurrection Creator Goddess Valuable Transsexual Anarchist Silicoid Empress who controls a significant portion of this galaxy. What a mouthful.

I'm one of those lucky people who inherited her gods... 3 of which love me, 3 of which hate me, 1 of which I killed, and 1 of which stepped down long ago. Smile

Smile

(Honest.)

Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam

Where the dear and the strangers can play

Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word

But the skies are not stormy all day

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Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Greatest I am - September 19, 2011 at 8:55 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Violet - September 19, 2011 at 9:00 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Greatest I am - September 20, 2011 at 9:19 am

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Violet - September 20, 2011 at 5:16 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Minimalist - September 19, 2011 at 9:04 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Cinjin - September 19, 2011 at 10:20 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by ElDinero - September 19, 2011 at 9:25 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Greatest I am - September 20, 2011 at 9:22 am

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by padraic - September 19, 2011 at 10:22 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Epimethean - September 19, 2011 at 10:26 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 19, 2011 at 10:53 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Epimethean - September 19, 2011 at 11:20 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by fr0d0 - September 20, 2011 at 3:44 am

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Epimethean - September 20, 2011 at 8:15 am

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 20, 2011 at 9:21 am

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Epimethean - September 20, 2011 at 9:31 am

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 20, 2011 at 9:32 am

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Epimethean - September 20, 2011 at 9:34 am

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by KichigaiNeko - September 20, 2011 at 11:46 am

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Castle - September 20, 2011 at 12:02 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Greatest I am - September 20, 2011 at 12:15 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Castle - September 20, 2011 at 1:16 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Greatest I am - September 21, 2011 at 9:46 am

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Violet - September 21, 2011 at 12:38 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 21, 2011 at 12:51 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Violet - September 21, 2011 at 12:58 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 21, 2011 at 12:59 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Faith No More - September 21, 2011 at 1:37 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by fr0d0 - September 21, 2011 at 1:15 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 21, 2011 at 1:19 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 21, 2011 at 1:38 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by The Grand Nudger - September 21, 2011 at 3:07 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 21, 2011 at 3:10 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by The Grand Nudger - September 21, 2011 at 3:16 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 21, 2011 at 3:23 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by lucent - September 24, 2011 at 7:30 am

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Greatest I am - September 24, 2011 at 11:06 am

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Epimethean - September 24, 2011 at 8:23 am

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by lucent - September 24, 2011 at 4:38 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by fr0d0 - September 24, 2011 at 8:44 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Violet - September 24, 2011 at 11:36 am

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Greatest I am - September 24, 2011 at 1:25 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Violet - September 24, 2011 at 2:11 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 24, 2011 at 8:47 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by fr0d0 - September 24, 2011 at 8:58 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 24, 2011 at 9:00 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by fr0d0 - September 24, 2011 at 9:33 pm

RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 24, 2011 at 9:35 pm

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