RE: Enlightened rants...
September 3, 2018 at 3:09 pm
(This post was last modified: September 3, 2018 at 3:11 pm by Lucanus.)
Enlightened rants? More like enshitened pants.
I am thoroughly ashamed of myself
Jokes aside, your tone is awfully preachy. I don't find your "rants" compelling in the slightest.
I am thoroughly ashamed of myself
Jokes aside, your tone is awfully preachy. I don't find your "rants" compelling in the slightest.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
