I’m tired of having to tell guys who stay over at my house overnight and wake up with lipstick on their dicks that I don’t wear lipstick
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One day I’m going to work out how Tim gets into my house at night!
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One day I’m going to work out how Tim gets into my house at night!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"