The "Creepiest" thread

[Rev. Rye]

*Takes a selfie burying one's head in The Valkyrie's hair*

Valkyrie, your hair smells good.

[Note: This is something that's actually on a former coworker's Facebook; the best I can tell about her sexuality, she's the sort of girl who wants one man, but when it comes to girls? All of them. At one point, she was engaged to both a man and a woman, patronised a titty bar regularly, and still flirted with other female coworkers (sometimes in ways that would get her fired if it was a guy doing it), and still insisted she was just straight.]

A girl is kissing another girls passionately.

“Ashleigh, you know I’m straight!”

“So is spaghetti until it gets wet...”

😉

I get the impression that that would require the lesbian in question to actually acknowledge that she's gay (or bi), which, for reasons that make no sense, she refused to actually do, even with people who've seen her come on to other girls or talk about going to titty bars or witnessed her talking about potentially getting married to the one coworker who actually swung that way.