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Did you choose your God or inherit him?

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Did you choose your God or inherit him?
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RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him?
September 19, 2011 at 10:26 pm (This post was last modified: September 19, 2011 at 10:26 pm by Epimethean.)
He was handed to me, and when I tried him, I said, "If god tasted more like a cheeseburger, there might be more xtians." It tastes like shit, the wine sucks, and there is no party: Why bother worshipping such a boring ass fantasy? Give me orgies, real wine and pan flutes if we're going to play with the divinity set.
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Did you choose your God or inherit him?

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Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Greatest I am - September 19, 2011 at 8:55 pm
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Violet - September 19, 2011 at 9:00 pm
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Greatest I am - September 20, 2011 at 9:19 am
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Violet - September 20, 2011 at 5:16 pm
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Minimalist - September 19, 2011 at 9:04 pm
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Cinjin - September 19, 2011 at 10:20 pm
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by ElDinero - September 19, 2011 at 9:25 pm
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Greatest I am - September 20, 2011 at 9:22 am
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by padraic - September 19, 2011 at 10:22 pm
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Epimethean - September 19, 2011 at 10:26 pm
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 19, 2011 at 10:53 pm
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Epimethean - September 19, 2011 at 11:20 pm
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by fr0d0 - September 20, 2011 at 3:44 am
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Epimethean - September 20, 2011 at 8:15 am
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 20, 2011 at 9:21 am
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Epimethean - September 20, 2011 at 9:31 am
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 20, 2011 at 9:32 am
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Epimethean - September 20, 2011 at 9:34 am
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by KichigaiNeko - September 20, 2011 at 11:46 am
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Castle - September 20, 2011 at 12:02 pm
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Greatest I am - September 20, 2011 at 12:15 pm
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Castle - September 20, 2011 at 1:16 pm
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Greatest I am - September 21, 2011 at 9:46 am
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Violet - September 21, 2011 at 12:38 pm
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 21, 2011 at 12:51 pm
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Violet - September 21, 2011 at 12:58 pm
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 21, 2011 at 12:59 pm
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Faith No More - September 21, 2011 at 1:37 pm
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by fr0d0 - September 21, 2011 at 1:15 pm
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 21, 2011 at 1:19 pm
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 21, 2011 at 1:38 pm
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 21, 2011 at 3:10 pm
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 21, 2011 at 3:23 pm
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by lucent - September 24, 2011 at 7:30 am
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Greatest I am - September 24, 2011 at 11:06 am
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Epimethean - September 24, 2011 at 8:23 am
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by lucent - September 24, 2011 at 4:38 pm
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by fr0d0 - September 24, 2011 at 8:44 pm
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Violet - September 24, 2011 at 11:36 am
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Greatest I am - September 24, 2011 at 1:25 pm
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by Violet - September 24, 2011 at 2:11 pm
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 24, 2011 at 8:47 pm
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by fr0d0 - September 24, 2011 at 8:58 pm
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 24, 2011 at 9:00 pm
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by fr0d0 - September 24, 2011 at 9:33 pm
RE: Did you choose your God or inherit him? - by thesummerqueen - September 24, 2011 at 9:35 pm

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