Ontological Disproof of God

[negatio]

The last thing I am is lazy.

You are demonstrably lazy. Stop with the lies.

Perhaps I am so busy elsewhere that a cryptic indeterminate designation for something,

I am busy fucking everywhere, doesnt stop me, but oddly stops you from any attempt at rationality

when the author will not respond with the requested answer,

That is a fucking outrageous slur. You should retract it without delay.  You are yourself an author who responds to nothing at all.

soon fades into ground, as in background, losing itself as figure.

Aww poor you. Not.

  Now, did you know that the very first writers made their living making literary portraits of  rich patrons. I do believe it high-time you had your portrait written, and, since you have failed to re-write Duane over into your preferred being for him, perhaps you may permit Duane to write your portrait,

Positing whatever is in your head in the third person is a hallmark of abject nuttery.

fragmentarily, of course, bit by bit, I would conjecture and conjure what I see when I imagine what and where you are? Okay? Negatio.

No. Not Ok.