Even another all about you thread.

[Bob Kelso]

Do you pee in the shower : Yes.
Do you like the smell of your own farts :
Do you look back at what you tripped over so that observers will know it wasn't your fault : Yes. Although being clumsy, this happens more than I’d like to admit.
Do you sleep on your back, front or side : Stomach sleeper.
What's your favourite non-food smell (apart from your own farts) : Old books
Would you sleep with Little Lunch : Is Little Lunch Timothy Olyphant?
Do you know how a car engine works : No.
Are you more smart or more funny or just great in general : I’m not seeing the “social hermit but awesome dude” option
What's your favourite omelette ingredients :  Egg, cheese, onions and mushrooms.
What's your favourite pick up line : Hey. You, Me, No? Ok. Sorry. *finger guns* (works 100% of the time, 30% of the time)
What's your Chinese Zodiac sign : No damn clue
Why is a duck : Bollocks
If the name of your first pet was your first name and the name of your street of birth was your last name, what is your porn star name : Rusty Shackleford
Would you ever use the word 'cunt' in a sentence : Yes. I do all the time. Every time I do, I earn a freckle.
What would you prefer to drink ~ wine, beer or spirits : Liquor is my favorite.
What's your illicit drug of choice : Haven’t done any since high school really
Have you ever driven a tractor : Yes.
Have you ever driven a tractor off road whilst drunk just to get within walking distance of the pub : No
What's your bank account details: Whatever Little Lunch’s were.