(September 12, 2018 at 5:53 pm)Shell B Wrote: I can't tell if you're crazy or a troll. Nice.Neither.
Dowsing has nothing to do with any religiosities. So, I'm not trolling. But, I am communing with nature. Actually, communicating with her which is unusual to say the least. Why does she want to talk to me? I don't believe in the "supernatural" or "spiritual" so I don't think anything else is going on there.
We do chat sometimes but it's like talking to Spock. The rules: I have no access to know future things or, personal things so, I would make a lousy psychic.
Maybe it's because I'm so ridiculously, really, really ridiculously good looking. Sometimes it's just sooo cool bein' me!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
