Dowsing?

[Haipule]

I'm trying to dowse myself a new girlfriend.

Tips?

Use your divining rod.

Girlfriends! I could write a book on the subject! I LOVE GIRLFRIENDS! I have many!


It's rather easy, love and appreciate them first. They will then evaluate your usefulness and act accordingly. 

Remember always, girlfriends want a guarantee! NOT a promise that they have heard a thousand times before!

I give them money to help ends meet. I give them kisses when they have non even if they're rich.


They may NOT care that you are married. But, they do care if you care. Do you care that they are married? Caring is actually important--both ways. Because we are not here to cause any harm to anyone.


Having girlfriends is a way to be completed in our love. This is most important! For you, and for them.


Remember this always, there are far more women alive on this planted then men. Never be a useless male! They need you to love and be loving!


Sex is private matter and nobody else's business! As far as God is concerned, it is a grey area for both to enjoy. Just don't cause harm! Not all girlfriends are sexual!   

Yet, I have girlfriends that want to effect my life with money, Corvettes and Ferraris. But, how do I explain that to my wife who spoils me rotten? Just a touch and a kiss means everything to me. Because, I love them all and I cannot help myself! Thank God I have enough resources to be useful!