Kavanaugh Can Join Thomas.

[Angrboda]

Noah questioned how a calendar submitted as evidence to deny sexual assault claims would hold up in Kavanaugh’s own court — “You look at my calendar, it says no crimes, all day” — or if anyone would believe him if he said in his own calendar that he went to Zumba every day at 6 a.m.

“If the man has a calendar,” Noah said, “then case closed. Because everyone knows that if it’s not on your calendar, then you never did s—.”

(Washington Post)