RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to...
September 30, 2018 at 2:30 pm
(This post was last modified: September 30, 2018 at 2:31 pm by brewer.)
(September 30, 2018 at 1:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: This is the first in a series of Guides from me to help you through life.
Today: Making Sushi.
1. Gather your ingredients.
2. Roll the ingredients together on the roller.
3. Realise you've completely messed up the sushi and nothing you can do will fix it.
4. Realise that the sushi is a metaphor for your life.
5. Roll into the fetal position under the table and wonder if anyone will ever love you.
This sounds nothing like the Valk I know.
Have you been kidnapped Tania?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
