(September 30, 2018 at 2:30 pm)wyzas Wrote:(September 30, 2018 at 1:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: This is the first in a series of Guides from me to help you through life.
Today: Making Sushi.
1. Gather your ingredients.
2. Roll the ingredients together on the roller.
3. Realise you've completely messed up the sushi and nothing you can do will fix it.
4. Realise that the sushi is a metaphor for your life.
5. Roll into the fetal position under the table and wonder if anyone will ever love you.
This sounds nothing like the Valk I know.
Have you been kidnapped Tania?
This isn't me.
I can't stand sushi so I would never attempt to make it.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
