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The Valkyrie's Guide to...
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(September 30, 2018 at 1:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: This is the first in a series of Guides from me to help you through life.

Today:  Making Sushi.

1.  Gather your ingredients.
2.  Roll the ingredients together on the roller.
3.  Realise you've completely messed up the sushi and nothing you can do will fix it.
4.  Realise that the sushi is a metaphor for your life.
5.  Roll into the fetal position under the table and wonder if anyone will ever love you.

I never got into the sushi thing, but step five rings a bell.... quite possibly with a bottle of sake in hand.
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The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - September 30, 2018 at 1:32 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Peebo-Thuhlu - September 30, 2018 at 1:46 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - September 30, 2018 at 2:03 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by unfogged - September 30, 2018 at 2:05 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - September 30, 2018 at 2:06 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 30, 2018 at 4:05 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by LastPoet - September 30, 2018 at 3:17 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by brewer - September 30, 2018 at 3:39 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by LastPoet - September 30, 2018 at 4:02 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Fireball - September 30, 2018 at 7:40 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by SaStrike - September 30, 2018 at 4:12 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - September 30, 2018 at 5:36 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Bob Kelso - October 1, 2018 at 7:20 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - October 1, 2018 at 7:39 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Bob Kelso - October 1, 2018 at 7:50 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - October 1, 2018 at 7:53 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by SaStrike - October 2, 2018 at 2:07 am
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - October 2, 2018 at 5:07 am
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Brian37 - September 30, 2018 at 2:11 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Peebo-Thuhlu - September 30, 2018 at 2:12 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by brewer - September 30, 2018 at 2:30 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - September 30, 2018 at 2:33 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by brewer - September 30, 2018 at 2:36 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Brian37 - October 1, 2018 at 9:04 am
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by purplepurpose - September 30, 2018 at 2:36 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - September 30, 2018 at 3:04 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by no one - September 30, 2018 at 5:37 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - September 30, 2018 at 5:39 pm
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RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Angrboda - October 1, 2018 at 9:11 am
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RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Marozz - October 1, 2018 at 4:55 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - October 1, 2018 at 6:06 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by brewer - October 1, 2018 at 7:24 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - October 1, 2018 at 7:41 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Mr.Obvious - October 1, 2018 at 6:14 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - October 1, 2018 at 6:35 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by outtathereligioncloset - October 1, 2018 at 11:22 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - October 2, 2018 at 1:44 am
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Fireball - October 2, 2018 at 9:29 am
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by no one - October 1, 2018 at 6:31 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by ignoramus - October 2, 2018 at 4:19 am
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by ignoramus - October 2, 2018 at 5:56 am
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - October 3, 2018 at 12:18 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Gwaithmir - October 3, 2018 at 8:45 am
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Cod - October 3, 2018 at 9:07 am
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - October 3, 2018 at 12:20 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Gwaithmir - October 4, 2018 at 12:35 am
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Fireball - October 3, 2018 at 11:02 am
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by ignoramus - October 4, 2018 at 1:04 am
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Mr.Obvious - October 4, 2018 at 4:57 am
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - October 4, 2018 at 12:45 pm

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