(October 1, 2018 at 6:14 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote: Dear Valkyrie,
The gf and I have recently bought a house and finished fixing it up.
Now I find myself with some time on my hand. I thought I might venture into gardening.
I was thinking of planting three pumpkin patches.
How many corpses should I bury in the neighbouring soil?
All the best,
Obvious
3 per 5 metre square section.
Or 5 shildren per same size section.
Do not bury religious prosletysers in your garden. While they're full of shit, it's the wrong kind of fertilizer.
They're best fed through a wood chipper and used for pest control.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
