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RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to...
October 2, 2018 at 1:44 am
(October 1, 2018 at 11:22 pm)outtathereligioncloset Wrote:
(October 1, 2018 at 6:14 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote: Dear Valkyrie,

The gf and I have recently bought a house and finished fixing it up.
Now I find myself with some time on my hand. I thought I might venture into gardening.
I was thinking of planting three pumpkin patches.

How many corpses should I bury in the neighbouring soil?

All the best,

Obvious

Whatever else you do, please don't plant white pumpkins.  That's just so wrong.  Things with stupid faces cut into them with knives and filled with fire should be orange.

Just like humans!

What?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - September 30, 2018 at 1:32 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Peebo-Thuhlu - September 30, 2018 at 1:46 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - September 30, 2018 at 2:03 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by unfogged - September 30, 2018 at 2:05 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - September 30, 2018 at 2:06 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 30, 2018 at 4:05 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by LastPoet - September 30, 2018 at 3:17 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by brewer - September 30, 2018 at 3:39 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by LastPoet - September 30, 2018 at 4:02 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Fireball - September 30, 2018 at 7:40 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by SaStrike - September 30, 2018 at 4:12 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - September 30, 2018 at 5:36 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Bob Kelso - October 1, 2018 at 7:20 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - October 1, 2018 at 7:39 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Bob Kelso - October 1, 2018 at 7:50 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - October 1, 2018 at 7:53 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by SaStrike - October 2, 2018 at 2:07 am
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - October 2, 2018 at 5:07 am
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Brian37 - September 30, 2018 at 2:11 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Peebo-Thuhlu - September 30, 2018 at 2:12 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by brewer - September 30, 2018 at 2:30 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - September 30, 2018 at 2:33 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by brewer - September 30, 2018 at 2:36 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Brian37 - October 1, 2018 at 9:04 am
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by purplepurpose - September 30, 2018 at 2:36 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - September 30, 2018 at 3:04 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by no one - September 30, 2018 at 5:37 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - September 30, 2018 at 5:39 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by no one - September 30, 2018 at 5:40 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - September 30, 2018 at 5:42 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - September 30, 2018 at 8:04 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Angrboda - October 1, 2018 at 9:11 am
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Brian37 - October 1, 2018 at 9:23 am
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Marozz - October 1, 2018 at 4:55 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - October 1, 2018 at 6:06 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by brewer - October 1, 2018 at 7:24 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - October 1, 2018 at 7:41 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Mr.Obvious - October 1, 2018 at 6:14 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - October 1, 2018 at 6:35 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by outtathereligioncloset - October 1, 2018 at 11:22 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - October 2, 2018 at 1:44 am
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Fireball - October 2, 2018 at 9:29 am
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by no one - October 1, 2018 at 6:31 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by ignoramus - October 2, 2018 at 4:19 am
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by ignoramus - October 2, 2018 at 5:56 am
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - October 3, 2018 at 12:18 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Gwaithmir - October 3, 2018 at 8:45 am
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Cod - October 3, 2018 at 9:07 am
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - October 3, 2018 at 12:20 pm
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Gwaithmir - October 4, 2018 at 12:35 am
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Fireball - October 3, 2018 at 11:02 am
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by ignoramus - October 4, 2018 at 1:04 am
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by Mr.Obvious - October 4, 2018 at 4:57 am
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to... - by The Valkyrie - October 4, 2018 at 12:45 pm

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