(October 1, 2018 at 11:22 pm)outtathereligioncloset Wrote:(October 1, 2018 at 6:14 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote: Dear Valkyrie,
The gf and I have recently bought a house and finished fixing it up.
Now I find myself with some time on my hand. I thought I might venture into gardening.
I was thinking of planting three pumpkin patches.
How many corpses should I bury in the neighbouring soil?
All the best,
Obvious
Whatever else you do, please don't plant white pumpkins. That's just so wrong. Things with stupid faces cut into them with knives and filled with fire should be orange.
I see what you did there!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
