Halloweeners

[Dr H]

You're not running out of places to bury the bodies yet?  I'm impressed!

I work in a hospital.  I just mark the parts as “medical waste” and no one asks question.

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Damn!  You ARE a fun date.


I do up Halloween, big time -- the whole haunted house schtick, and I give out boatloads of candy.   I find the trick-or-treaters go through 3-4 year cycles.  Handful of kids the first year pass the word that the haunted house on the corner gives out a  good haul -- next year twice as many kids show up; year later I get hoards of costumed kids seeking cavities.
After 3-4 years, a lot of them move on to middle school, where they don't trick-or-treat so much, but spend their Halloweens doing more productive things like spray-painting walls, throwing eggs at cars, and pouring sugar into gas tanks.

<sigh>  They grow up so fast.

Most of the kids have come and gone by 10 PM, and that's when the adults show up for the single malt tasting party.
They are always advised against eating too much candy while drinking Scotch, but someone always has to find out for themselves . . .