RE: Beating Children
September 23, 2011 at 10:25 am
(This post was last modified: September 23, 2011 at 10:29 am by The Grand Nudger.)
They're little animals, with just as well functioning a mind as our own (though obviously far less disciplined or developed), unencumbered by our own years of domestication. As far as compliance goes, that's a pain in the ass. When I reach that wall, and they aren't budging, I have to really pick the battle. How much is it worth to me at that point? Can't win em all, not even against a child. Give em a little credit you know, they have moments of sheer manipulative brilliance...lol.
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