"Spanx" had not been invented when I got married...I think. And none of that squeeze-wear was needed. That dress was long gone when we went home after the reception and small party after that. I'd've tripped, carrying her across the threshold into my place, if she had still had that dress on. She'd have had it right there, instead of in the bed, then, and enjoyed it! :
Of course, the deed had been done long before our wedding night.
Of course, the deed had been done long before our wedding night.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
