I would seriously be afraid for my life here in Tinytown if I won that kind of money. It would be a logistics nightmare since I'd have to find another place to live, pack, move, get major security, etc. on new place, all BEFORE coming forward and claiming my winnings. We don't have the kind of money it would take to do that.
But I think I could find a way to rise to the challenge.
Joke for you:
There was a blonde woman named, Cindy, that was in deep financial problems. So she got on her knees and prayed "Dear
God, please let me win the lottery. I really need your help or I'll loose my car, the house, and everything else." She doesn't
win. The next day she prays to God "God! I really really need your help! I'll loose my car, the house, and everything else."
Once again, she doesn't win. The next day she says the same prayer; then God speaks to her " Cindy! work with me here, BUY
A TICKET!!"
But I think I could find a way to rise to the challenge.
Joke for you:
There was a blonde woman named, Cindy, that was in deep financial problems. So she got on her knees and prayed "Dear
God, please let me win the lottery. I really need your help or I'll loose my car, the house, and everything else." She doesn't
win. The next day she prays to God "God! I really really need your help! I'll loose my car, the house, and everything else."
Once again, she doesn't win. The next day she says the same prayer; then God speaks to her " Cindy! work with me here, BUY
A TICKET!!"
Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
