I hate this one, not so much for the stupidity it entails, but because of the unavoidable follow up questions.
"Have you heard the story of Joseph Smith?"
"Have you heard the story of Joseph Smith?"
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell