What's in your fridge?

[Astreja]

Currently in my fridge:

• Unsalted butter
  
• Cherry-flavoured soda water
  
• Two packages of wraps but no actual bread
  
• A quart of milk, half a can of coconut milk, and about half a cup of whipping cream
  
• One and a half dozen eggs
  
• Some mildly disgruntled vegetables sulking in the crisper
  
• A container of homemade raspberry/white chocolate macarons, and some leftover filling that will be made into truffles
  
• Three different kinds of cheese and some gourmet salami
  
• Three pounds of oranges
  
• The Sweet Mixed Pickles That Time Forgot
  
• All The Sauces And Condiments There Are, including homemade chimichurri sauce, two types of soya sauce, two varieties of mustard, three types of hot sauce, sesame oil, fish sauce, Seville orange marmalade, salsa, mayonnaise, and that Worcesterwhatchamacallit stuff.