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Happy VD!
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RE: Happy VD!
(November 11, 2018 at 2:40 pm)outtathereligioncloset Wrote: Before my last surgery a nurse called to go over my medical history with me.  She used all kinds of abbreviations from past histories.  I kept having to stop her and ask what that stood for.  Then she got to one and asked ME what it stood for.  FTVD.   What the fuck?  DamnifIknow.  I asked what it was dated.  She said it wasn't.  (Seriously?)  So we agreed to skip it while I thought about it.  I expressed that it was disturbing and I'd never had any kind of VD.  So we went over the rest and while she was checking my meds I googled it.

Full. Term. Vaginal. Delivery.    (In 1979.)

Seriously.  Come on people.


I would have guessed Full Throated Venereal Disease.  Glad for you that it wasn't that.
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Happy VD! - by onlinebiker - November 11, 2018 at 9:43 am
RE: Happy VD! - by vulcanlogician - November 11, 2018 at 9:51 am
RE: Happy VD! - by Silver - November 11, 2018 at 9:56 am
RE: Happy VD! - by Whateverist - November 11, 2018 at 2:20 pm
RE: Happy VD! - by purplepurpose - November 11, 2018 at 10:03 am
RE: Happy VD! - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 11, 2018 at 10:19 am
RE: Happy VD! - by The Valkyrie - November 11, 2018 at 12:55 pm
RE: Happy VD! - by downbeatplumb - November 11, 2018 at 2:17 pm
RE: Happy VD! - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 11, 2018 at 2:33 pm
RE: Happy VD! - by The Valkyrie - November 11, 2018 at 2:58 pm
RE: Happy VD! - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 11, 2018 at 3:13 pm
RE: Happy VD! - by onlinebiker - November 11, 2018 at 3:27 pm
RE: Happy VD! - by outtathereligioncloset - November 11, 2018 at 2:40 pm
RE: Happy VD! - by Whateverist - November 11, 2018 at 3:33 pm



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