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That’s what they WANT you to think...

Boru

Got them fooled.

I'm going to become a creationist so I don't HAVE to think!!


Bwa-ha-haaa!

Play your cards right, and you could develop a lucrative side hustle here in America:

[Earnest Christian television host]: But as a scientist, a surgeon, do you really believe in Darwinism?

[Valkyrie]: As a surgeon, I'm confronted daily with the improbable but magnificent intricacies of the human body. For me to believe that my patients are just the result of random occurrences and blind chance -- you know, like a tornado passing through a junk yard and making a space shuttle -- takes more faith than to believe this amazing design doesn't have a designer, that his name is Jesus, and that he loves us very much.

***Enthusiastic applause from the earnest studio audience***

[Earnest and increasingly smug Christian television host]: I couldn't agree more, Dr. Valkyrie. It saddens me when I hear the rantings of the New Atheists and realize they really have no sense of wonder at God's creation. So sad!

[Valkyrie]: Yes. Yes, it is.

[Earnest, increasingly smug, and strangely well coiffed Christian television host]: I understand you have a new book coming out, doctor. Care to tell us about it?

[Valkyrie]: It's called Crazy Lady With a Scalpel. It's my testimony about how lost I was as a woman, as a doctor, until I asked Jesus into my life. Ever since then, my life has been transformed in ways I happily embellished in my book, which is available at all Christian bookstores for only $29.99. Praise God!

***Murmurs of 'amen' from the audience, followed by warm applause***


Let me know if you need an agent. I don't know anything about being an agent, but I'll fake it 'til I make it -- like your Christianity. Call me! There's money to be made.