Greetings Atheists

[Zen Badger]

Hello Atheists,

I have come to save you from your Godless sinful lives. I will prove to you that God(s) not only exist but that Atheism is foolish.

I hope we can discuss many things, I am keen to show you the light.

All the best,

Jesuslovesyou

Bloody hell!!!

Is it "Save an Atheist month" over in jesusbot land or something???

Dear JLY (may I call you Jizzy for short) please know that you are not the first missionary to come here attempting to "save" us.

Also know that we have critically examined not just your religion, but all religions and found them to be sadly lacking in answers or even coherence.

I expect that like those before you, you will post various bits of vacuous crap and bible verses, crack a sad when no-one takes you seriously, leave in a huff in very short order and then tell all your brethren at the church next Sunday about your bravery in facing down those evil atheists.

So I will say good bye now in advance.