I've been offline for a long while and I'm back again, praise the sweet name of Jebus. I'll resume my fruitless efforts to save you godless heathen trash, which won't work because my Sky Daddy has hardened your hearts because you're destined to be fuel to sate His pyromania on Judgment Day. Better you than me. I'll also be buzzing the dumbass phony Christians and trying to teach them what the Wholly Babble really says. For those who don't know me, I may sound like a member of the Landover Baptist Church but I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™. I can't afford their tithing requirements. Praise the Lord anyway.
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
