For those curious about the real universal origins, I have broken down into this easy to digest and irrefutable form:
1. FSM is eternal and exists beyond time and space
2. Everything (else) has a cause.
3. Nothing can cause itself.
4. Everything is caused by another thing.
5. A causal chain cannot be of infinite length.
6. There must be a first cause.
7. The first cause had no cause.
8. FSM is the only thing that can have no cause, thus he must be the first cause.
1. FSM is eternal and exists beyond time and space
2. Everything (else) has a cause.
3. Nothing can cause itself.
4. Everything is caused by another thing.
5. A causal chain cannot be of infinite length.
6. There must be a first cause.
7. The first cause had no cause.
8. FSM is the only thing that can have no cause, thus he must be the first cause.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
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