What would be the harm?

[Angrboda]

To say that the goals are objective is to say that something in the Universe is intrinsically goal-oriented.  But how would material interactions be said to be right or wrong in any regard?  What would such a Universal goal even look like?

A goal doesn't need to be universal for there to be goals in the universe, or for those goals to be objective, or for a failure to reach those goals to be objectively assessed.  

Goals are by their very nature subjective. Whether something has met the goal may be objective, but that does not make the goal itself objective. You are measuring the wrong thing.