Who writes this stuff?

[bennyboy]

Real ad I saw just now for a bed company.

"We take time to explain our products."

Me, thinking, about what the salesman has to say, "Now what you do is you lay on top of it."

Me, "NO WAY! I never would have thought of that."

There is a great range of prices and technology involved in beds, as much as with any other product.  There are different materials for comfort, for various health issues, for green-friendly consumers, and so on. If I were buying a bed, I would like to know what I was buying, and what benefits more expensive beds might bring me.

I'm really not sure why a bed company offering to explain their beds would trigger you.