(February 23, 2019 at 4:56 pm)Brian37 Wrote:(February 23, 2019 at 4:48 pm)Gwaithmir Wrote: That was my thought too when I saw the title of this discussion.
This reminds me of the old Pepperidge Farms TV ads.
A friend long ago came up with this spoof,
"Remember that layer cake your grandma used to bake? .......... Remember how she used to sneeze in the batter, but you still ate the cake anyway because you didn't want to hurt grandma's feelings, well, Pepperidge Farms remembers........ Yep we have 18 authorized grandmas who sneeze big chunky snot into the cake. Only the best colds will do."
Sign in a small town bakery window;
"CAKES LIKE MOTHER USED TO MAKE $3."
"CAKES LIKE MOTHER WISHED SHE COULD MAKE $5"
They must have been thinking of my mum. A good friend once showed mum how to make scones (biscuits in the US) step by step.
Mum followed the instructions carefully. As she removed the beautiful scones from the oven, one slipped off the tray and fell to the floor, where it shattered.
