Guy's a genius!
Similar to my awesome plan: I'm going to buy a round trip plane ticket to Florida. While there, I am going to break into Sea World at night and proceed to locate their shark tanks. I will cut my finger as I'm climbing into the tank so as to bait a shark into attacking me. I will then kill the shark with my authentic Rambo III knife I got off of the QVC home shopping network. Once I have skinned the shark and removed all it's guts, I will of course head home with the shark skin in my garment bag. I won't even have to order food on the flight home as I will of course, have fresh shark meat to eat from the fish fry I had the night before out in the hotel parking lot. Once I have arrived at home I will tell my ex-girlfriend how awesome snorkeling is for the next few months. Once I have convinced her to take a trip to the Caribbean, my plan will be nearing completion. After I have obtained plane tickets to wherever she decides to go, I will charter a boat and follow HER boat out into the ocean to await her first snorkeling dive. I will then don my shark suit and of course my razor sharp shark teeth and swim up to her completely undetected. I will then be able to attack her without anyone ever knowing that I was even there. No plan could ever be more flawless! It's perfect!
Don't tell anybody ...... or I'll shark attack you!
Similar to my awesome plan: I'm going to buy a round trip plane ticket to Florida. While there, I am going to break into Sea World at night and proceed to locate their shark tanks. I will cut my finger as I'm climbing into the tank so as to bait a shark into attacking me. I will then kill the shark with my authentic Rambo III knife I got off of the QVC home shopping network. Once I have skinned the shark and removed all it's guts, I will of course head home with the shark skin in my garment bag. I won't even have to order food on the flight home as I will of course, have fresh shark meat to eat from the fish fry I had the night before out in the hotel parking lot. Once I have arrived at home I will tell my ex-girlfriend how awesome snorkeling is for the next few months. Once I have convinced her to take a trip to the Caribbean, my plan will be nearing completion. After I have obtained plane tickets to wherever she decides to go, I will charter a boat and follow HER boat out into the ocean to await her first snorkeling dive. I will then don my shark suit and of course my razor sharp shark teeth and swim up to her completely undetected. I will then be able to attack her without anyone ever knowing that I was even there. No plan could ever be more flawless! It's perfect!
Don't tell anybody ...... or I'll shark attack you!
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