A question

[Statler Waldorf]

Stat, you have a choice. You can come clean or the staff will simply post the evidence of your lies here. I care not.

You don’t have to post anything; I already know you guys are probably disgraceful enough to google the other username I told you I have used in the past and found my profile on the dating site I met my wife on, which of course has not been updated in well over a year. So it most likely still says I am single and recently started working for the USFS. Am I right or am I right? You really should be ashamed for abusing your powers as moderators. I disclosed that information to you guys to remove the threat to my identity, not to have your waste your time stalking me on the internet.