McDonalds 10 commandments

[Brian37]

Thou shalt not see boobs in our logo. 

I will never complain about boobs.

True story. Long ago when places like Sears and JC Penny mailed catalogs as thick as phone books to your door step, Montgomery Wards catalogs dropped one off my house like a phone book, that was in the late 70s, when I was pre teen. I did what any horny kid did back then would do, looked at the female under wear section. Even though they didn't have modern CG, they still were able to spray paint to the requirements of laws of that time. 

So one day, I pick up this catalog, knowing I'd get bras and panties at a minimum, but for some reason the editors let through the final production of one almost full half page bra add, and they missed the areolas. We are not talking about Trump groping here. We are not talking about force here. I am merely describing a point in my youth where the luck train ran in front of me. But no, even that did not lead to a real date or long term relationship.