Hello.....I have a little problem

[Erinome]

When Adam was walking around on the new earth, naked, and naming millions of different species of animals; why did he call deer deer? Why didn't he call them cerfs communs? That's French for deer, and sounds much prettier. Is it because French is an ungodly language from a country of godless queers? Hmmm

Even though this can’t be a serious question I will give you a serious answer.

1. Adam did not need to name millions of species, the Biblical kind is not synonymous with species.
2. Adam didn’t name them “deer”, he would have named them using his native tongue.

What do you mean the biblical kind is not synonymous with species?

What was his native tongue? How did he learn it? Certainly this tongue of god is still spoken.