Homosexuals and Heaven

[Erinome]

Aleia & El,

I'm starting to think you two have a crush on me... Have you noticed that you two show up wherever I go?

Guess what. Homosexuality is still sexually immoral.

Gotta get back to work! See you later!

You're the one writing us love letters, psycho.

Guess what. You're still in violation of the WORD OF YOUR CHRIST-

So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her. -John 8:7-

So you've, by saying:

Guess what. Homosexuality is still sexually immoral.

Proved once again how abhorrently immoral you are, even by your own standards.

Still got that shovel handy, Kichi?

Gotta go! Lunch-break-sodomy-date awaits!

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Thinking about it just a little more, I think that what salty was really trying to say to us, El, is:

El and Aleia,

Stop coming over to threads where I've posted my narrow minded, bigoted, short-sighted views on morality, and making me look like a total fucking moron. I'm the bible expert, therefore the authority on morality, and I am a saved sinner while you too are just a couple of worthless, godless, heathens! How dare you point out my many examples of mindless hypocrisy, and challenge my godly rulings by means of logic and emphasizing objective humanity.

I need to attempt to humiliate you now by suggesting you're stalking me because I'm secretly humiliated by how I say things without thinking them out, and angry that because of you I have to keep coming up with baseless justifications for my previous idiotic remarks.

Now I have to stress that I am going off to do more important things than sit around and dig myself into deeper trenches of epic failure with you wicked sinners,

Salty