Ask an atheist hotline.
April 18, 2019 at 2:53 pm
(This post was last modified: April 18, 2019 at 3:15 pm by Brian37.)
"If you want a lost puppy to save, which atheists are not, please press #1. If you are a science denier, please press #2. If you use science to point to your deity, please press #3. If you are an asshole bigot whom uses your religion to be a dick to others, please press #4. If you like falsely paying victim when you are not, please press #5. All other inquires please hold, and your nonsense will be addressed in the order in which it was received."