RE: The Orville
May 2, 2019 at 3:27 pm
(This post was last modified: May 2, 2019 at 3:43 pm by Duty.)
I know I've missed making/posting my breakdowns of a load of episodes, but they've all been fabulously entertaining IIRC and just watching S02E13 after not watching one for months and it's soooo good here's the breakdown - I guess The Orville ages like wine!
So it starts out with miss slippy knickers AKA Jesus Christ (MSK from here on out) pointing out in the bar to the captain, to much all round laughter, that she can drink him under the table, complete with embarrassing anecdote at his expense ("hahahaha, pathetic man!" was my response: back in the mode).
The captain then professes his desire to get back with her, yet again, and is knocked back, yet again by MSK, reguiring his taking a stiff drink (pathetic man!) lolz.
The ship then hits some kind of temporal anomaly, and MSK's 7 year younger self (JC from here on out) incarnates. This is explained shortly after as being because of "quantum physics" - no surprise there lolcopterz hahaha.
JC and the captain start a rekindled romance, not before he asks MSK senior's permission first of course...and thanking her once granted lolz pathetic man - standard!
Some enemy ships approach and they leg it by engaging the "quantum drive" lolz. They catch up though - fortunately JC, in dialogue with MSK, fabricate a visionary genius level escape plan! Hooray!
Genius non-white crewman and robot Isaac find a way to send JC back to her own time, using a "quantum field" (lolz) but not before the captain has a chance to give her a groveling apology for his roundly dreadful behaviour during their marriage, which she's yet to experience hahaha pathetic man lolz.
The episode is also peppered with numerous other hilariously inept and crass attempts at "humour," "acting" and "plot" - really has to be seen to be believed IMO - priceless!
So it starts out with miss slippy knickers AKA Jesus Christ (MSK from here on out) pointing out in the bar to the captain, to much all round laughter, that she can drink him under the table, complete with embarrassing anecdote at his expense ("hahahaha, pathetic man!" was my response: back in the mode).
The captain then professes his desire to get back with her, yet again, and is knocked back, yet again by MSK, reguiring his taking a stiff drink (pathetic man!) lolz.
The ship then hits some kind of temporal anomaly, and MSK's 7 year younger self (JC from here on out) incarnates. This is explained shortly after as being because of "quantum physics" - no surprise there lolcopterz hahaha.
JC and the captain start a rekindled romance, not before he asks MSK senior's permission first of course...and thanking her once granted lolz pathetic man - standard!
Some enemy ships approach and they leg it by engaging the "quantum drive" lolz. They catch up though - fortunately JC, in dialogue with MSK, fabricate a visionary genius level escape plan! Hooray!
Genius non-white crewman and robot Isaac find a way to send JC back to her own time, using a "quantum field" (lolz) but not before the captain has a chance to give her a groveling apology for his roundly dreadful behaviour during their marriage, which she's yet to experience hahaha pathetic man lolz.
The episode is also peppered with numerous other hilariously inept and crass attempts at "humour," "acting" and "plot" - really has to be seen to be believed IMO - priceless!
