I was living in a county of under 35,000. A young man escaped from the local State prison. The newspaper was interviewing the Sheriff. They were using bloodhounds to track him. This is the quote from the Sheriff : "We've chased him before. He runs real good." The young man wanted to see his ailing Grandmother one more time. The county is Muhlenburg. Otherwise known as Methamburg. Was once a skit on Saturday Night Live.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!