RE: Authentic Horoscopes
May 29, 2019 at 8:14 am
(This post was last modified: May 29, 2019 at 8:14 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
I like to write my own horoscope. Here's tomorrow's:
Things will happen today. You'll like some of them, probably. The stars indicate you will eat food that's not particularly healthy. Mars in Orion portends that you may or may not speak to a stranger. There will be money involved in your life in some form or fashion. Beware of petting strange dogs, falling down stairs, and wiring up explosives.
Eerie how accurate some of these are.
Boru
Things will happen today. You'll like some of them, probably. The stars indicate you will eat food that's not particularly healthy. Mars in Orion portends that you may or may not speak to a stranger. There will be money involved in your life in some form or fashion. Beware of petting strange dogs, falling down stairs, and wiring up explosives.
Eerie how accurate some of these are.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
