RE: Houseplants
July 7, 2019 at 5:04 pm
(This post was last modified: July 7, 2019 at 5:08 pm by Haipule.)
I once owned a purple passion vine I named Wanda that seemed indestructible. I put it where I practiced on my guitar as a punk rock guitar player. That plant loved my music and thrived! But, got sooo big, it died. Repotting is a must with thriving house plants. Live and learn.
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I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.