The grass is greener....
August 1, 2019 at 8:34 pm
(This post was last modified: August 1, 2019 at 8:37 pm by Brian37.)
So two years ago I bought a riding mower. I sent it back two weeks ago to have the old gas drained and everything tuned and checked out. I gave the guy who picked it up my key. But yesterday when he brought it back he did not leave the key. I called up the shop and the asshole claimed I didn't give THE SAME GUY the key to my mower when he picked it up, WHICH I DID.
So anyway, finally today I get a working key, and even change the battery. Thing starts up, I do one lap around my lawn, have to back up, switch gears and all the sudden the damned thing wont move, the gear switch crapped out. My neighbors fiddled under it and got the pin to stick. YES, a FUCKING PIN. That is the only fucking thing that keeps my mower in gear. I swear, it is like paying for a 747 and using duct tape to keep the cabin door shut.
FUCKING PIN, Fuck Troy Bilt, fuck Lowes. And fuck the sub contractor who couldn't service my mower right the first time.
Thank you to my Hispanic neighbors whom the orange asshole bully sells as "other". I don't know if that pin will hold forever, but I do know Troy Bilt made a FUCKING SUCKY DESIGN and I do know that Lowes sub contracted fucking dicks.
So anyway, finally today I get a working key, and even change the battery. Thing starts up, I do one lap around my lawn, have to back up, switch gears and all the sudden the damned thing wont move, the gear switch crapped out. My neighbors fiddled under it and got the pin to stick. YES, a FUCKING PIN. That is the only fucking thing that keeps my mower in gear. I swear, it is like paying for a 747 and using duct tape to keep the cabin door shut.
FUCKING PIN, Fuck Troy Bilt, fuck Lowes. And fuck the sub contractor who couldn't service my mower right the first time.
Thank you to my Hispanic neighbors whom the orange asshole bully sells as "other". I don't know if that pin will hold forever, but I do know Troy Bilt made a FUCKING SUCKY DESIGN and I do know that Lowes sub contracted fucking dicks.
