A priest is walking down a country lane in Ireland when he hears a noise on the other side of a wall.
Looking over, he sees two leprechauns fighting.
He jumps over the wall and breaks them up.
“Tell me, boys, why would two of the wee folk be fighting?”
“Answer a question for me father,” says one of the leprechauns, “are there any dwarf nuns in Ireland?”
“Dwarf nuns?” Says the priest, “No, I don’t think so.”
The leprechaun kicks his companion and says, “See? I told you we were fucking a penguin!”
Looking over, he sees two leprechauns fighting.
He jumps over the wall and breaks them up.
“Tell me, boys, why would two of the wee folk be fighting?”
“Answer a question for me father,” says one of the leprechauns, “are there any dwarf nuns in Ireland?”
“Dwarf nuns?” Says the priest, “No, I don’t think so.”
The leprechaun kicks his companion and says, “See? I told you we were fucking a penguin!”
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
