An elderly nun has been hearing about streaking in the news. She's getting on and figures to live a bit before her time is up.
Gathering up her nerve, she hides in the shrubs at a local park, sheds her kit, and goes for a dash (more of a hobble, really) past two old gents strolling along a path.
After she disappears around a bend, one old fella turns to the other and says, 'Did you see that?'
'I did, so.'
'What was it?'
'I'm not sure, but it could do with a good ironing.'
Boru
Gathering up her nerve, she hides in the shrubs at a local park, sheds her kit, and goes for a dash (more of a hobble, really) past two old gents strolling along a path.
After she disappears around a bend, one old fella turns to the other and says, 'Did you see that?'
'I did, so.'
'What was it?'
'I'm not sure, but it could do with a good ironing.'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
