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Poll: Are Christian groups promoting "Jesusween" where you live to replace Hallowe'en?
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Answer "Jesusween" with "athiestmas"
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RE: Answer "Jesusween" with "athiestmas"
(October 14, 2011 at 11:30 pm)Anymouse Wrote:
Beth's corporeal sacrifice of the FSM is finished baking, it is time to eat and remember that wheat died for our alimentary needs.

That's not true. I did a corporeal sacrifice of the Flying Rotini Monster, the second-cousin-once-removed of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I did this all the while singing "Bringing in the Cheese" - referring to the combination of ricotta, mozzarella, and parmesan.

Beth - wondering where I can get IPU cheese to put on the next sacrifice which will be of another of their cousins, the Flying Lasagne Monster, and wondering if such cheese will be invisible or pink? Iff I use corn lasagne, perhaps John Barleycorn is related somehow, and it's well-documented that John Barleycorn must die!
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Messages In This Thread
Answer "Jesusween" with "athiestmas" - by Anymouse - October 14, 2011 at 11:30 pm
RE: Answer "Jesusween" with "athiestmas" - by Cyberman - October 15, 2011 at 12:06 am
RE: Answer "Jesusween" with "athiestmas" - by Shell B - October 15, 2011 at 12:06 am
RE: Answer "Jesusween" with "athiestmas" - by Anomalocaris - October 15, 2011 at 12:09 am
RE: Answer "Jesusween" with "athiestmas" - by Shell B - October 15, 2011 at 12:12 am
RE: Answer "Jesusween" with "athiestmas" - by Minimalist - October 15, 2011 at 12:18 am
RE: Answer "Jesusween" with "athiestmas" - by BethK - October 15, 2011 at 12:21 am
RE: Answer "Jesusween" with "athiestmas" - by Justtristo - October 15, 2011 at 2:07 am
RE: Answer "Jesusween" with "athiestmas" - by Kayenneh - October 15, 2011 at 2:31 am
RE: Answer "Jesusween" with "athiestmas" - by Erinome - October 15, 2011 at 4:05 am
RE: Answer "Jesusween" with "athiestmas" - by Phaedra - October 15, 2011 at 4:11 am
RE: Answer "Jesusween" with "athiestmas" - by Justtristo - October 15, 2011 at 7:30 am
RE: Answer "Jesusween" with "athiestmas" - by thesummerqueen - October 15, 2011 at 7:13 pm
RE: Answer "Jesusween" with "athiestmas" - by Minimalist - October 15, 2011 at 7:27 pm
RE: Answer "Jesusween" with "athiestmas" - by Rev. Rye - October 15, 2011 at 8:10 pm



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