Trump wants to nuke hurricanes!

[Rev. Rye]

Not only a hurricane would be impervious to a nuke, the hurricane would carry dangerous fallout more efficiently. What's next? Arm sharks with chainsaws?

Well, I suppose nuking hurricanes could potentially be a good idea... if your goal was more efficiently destroying the human race. Which, at this point, might not be too bad an idea given that we’ve degenerated to the point where Trump actually won the highest office in the land (even if it was through Russian interference) and there’s a very real chance that we’ve already reached the point of no return on global warming.

Seriously, does nobody seem to grasp the whole “nuclear explosions=shittons of radioactive fallout after the initial explosion” thing? A nuke is not just an extremely effective explosive. The same force that causes that cool looking mushroom cloud spreads radioactive material across a certain radius of where the bomb went off (one type of this is called fallout), and given that Trump would be doing this to a hurricane, A MASSIVE FORCE OF WIND, that radius is going to be really fucking huge. If I sound condescending, that’s only because this is such a stupid idea that it needs it.