RE: The Fart Classification Chart
October 15, 2011 at 10:30 am
(This post was last modified: October 15, 2011 at 10:33 am by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
(October 14, 2011 at 6:35 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Guess they weren't familiar with the Crop Duster?
The what? Me neither,care to elaborate?
Nor the unforgetqable vindaloo fart. (found mainly in parts of England.) This occurs first thing the morning after one has inbibed between 6 and 8 pints of Guinnesss,followed by a teeth-enamel-removing vindaloo.This fart strips paint, and can cause blindness to anyone in its path. Has also been known to kill cats and the odd small child.
The only thing worse than a vindaloo fart is a vindloo bowel movement. Delicacy prevents me from describing that foul beastie.
Of couse,as one ages,one tends to have the surprise fart. It occurs when one sneezes and can be quite loud and consequently embarrassing.
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TANGENT QUESTION: As we're discussing thinsg lavatorial: Could somebody explain to me why Americans fill their toilet bowls almost to the brim with water? Oursr only have about 6 inches at the bott0m. Is it perhaps to hide the noise of a splash. I'm aware Merkins can be a bit precious, but that's ridiculous.
