RE: The Fart Classification Chart
October 15, 2011 at 1:16 pm
(This post was last modified: October 15, 2011 at 1:16 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
To be fair Pad the Crop Duster is best classified as a series of farts. Essentially this is the act of walking through the store whilst letting out tiny mini-farts at every step, giving your beef maximum possible coverage. Bonus points if you let the blame fall of the person behind you (you have to keep throwing snide looks at them).
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