I saw this sign on the internet and am going to make one for my front door:
"Greeting solicitors
The people in this household charge $20 per minute to listen to sales pitches, religious messages and any other speech you are offering today. These fees are payable in advance, minimum one minute. You hereby acknowledge your agreement with the above terms by knocking on the door or ringing the door bell."
"Greeting solicitors
The people in this household charge $20 per minute to listen to sales pitches, religious messages and any other speech you are offering today. These fees are payable in advance, minimum one minute. You hereby acknowledge your agreement with the above terms by knocking on the door or ringing the door bell."
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
