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I opened the door for solicitors
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RE: I opened the door for solicitors
(September 6, 2019 at 9:47 am)Fireball Wrote: I saw this sign on the internet and am going to make one for my front door:

"Greeting solicitors

The people in this household charge $20 per minute to listen to sales pitches, religious messages and any other speech you are offering today. These fees are payable in advance, minimum one minute. You hereby acknowledge your agreement with the above terms by knocking on the door or ringing the door bell."

What about cookies though? lol that's one of the issues when it says or sales. 
the other is i like to answer the bottle people because sometimes they use it for good cause. i have looked up signs i haven't found a ton that aren't rude but also allow some soliciting idk how id word it if i did do it i could make one but i don't got the words. I'm also not helping other athiests by answering questions clearly lol



Messages In This Thread
I opened the door for solicitors - by SlowCalculations - September 6, 2019 at 9:41 am
RE: I opened the door for solicitors - by Fireball - September 6, 2019 at 9:47 am
RE: I opened the door for solicitors - by SlowCalculations - September 6, 2019 at 9:53 am
RE: I opened the door for solicitors - by onlinebiker - September 6, 2019 at 10:08 am
RE: I opened the door for solicitors - by SlowCalculations - September 6, 2019 at 10:55 am
RE: I opened the door for solicitors - by arewethereyet - September 6, 2019 at 1:34 pm
RE: I opened the door for solicitors - by Mister Agenda - September 6, 2019 at 11:00 am
RE: I opened the door for solicitors - by Gwaithmir - September 6, 2019 at 12:40 pm
RE: I opened the door for solicitors - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 6, 2019 at 1:40 pm
RE: I opened the door for solicitors - by Sal - September 6, 2019 at 1:51 pm
RE: I opened the door for solicitors - by Gawdzilla Sama - September 6, 2019 at 1:55 pm
RE: I opened the door for solicitors - by The Valkyrie - September 6, 2019 at 3:34 pm
RE: I opened the door for solicitors - by EgoDeath - September 6, 2019 at 4:25 pm
RE: I opened the door for solicitors - by SlowCalculations - September 6, 2019 at 4:39 pm
RE: I opened the door for solicitors - by EgoDeath - September 6, 2019 at 4:48 pm
RE: I opened the door for solicitors - by onlinebiker - September 6, 2019 at 7:12 pm
RE: I opened the door for solicitors - by Little lunch - September 7, 2019 at 5:05 am
RE: I opened the door for solicitors - by Rahn127 - September 6, 2019 at 9:50 pm
RE: I opened the door for solicitors - by Objectivist - September 7, 2019 at 10:40 am
RE: I opened the door for solicitors - by Mermaid - September 7, 2019 at 10:44 am
RE: I opened the door for solicitors - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 7, 2019 at 3:15 pm
RE: I opened the door for solicitors - by SlowCalculations - September 7, 2019 at 4:00 pm
RE: I opened the door for solicitors - by mordant - September 7, 2019 at 5:08 pm
RE: I opened the door for solicitors - by Fireball - September 7, 2019 at 5:26 pm
RE: I opened the door for solicitors - by EgoDeath - September 8, 2019 at 5:34 pm
RE: I opened the door for solicitors - by The Valkyrie - September 8, 2019 at 5:23 pm
RE: I opened the door for solicitors - by Cecelia - September 13, 2019 at 4:45 pm
RE: I opened the door for solicitors - by LastPoet - September 13, 2019 at 5:15 pm
RE: I opened the door for solicitors - by Cecelia - September 13, 2019 at 6:43 pm
RE: I opened the door for solicitors - by arewethereyet - June 15, 2021 at 6:49 pm



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